mazi(mine) b school

In marathi we have ideom "bole taisa chale tyache vandave paule"(those who act what they speak are great). and this ideom mattches perfectly with my management school. when we talk about school which is the first thing comes to ur mind? teacher,subjects or attendance? definately , the last one. same is here with our mgmt. college oops.. school. can u imagine college fines students for not attending a lecture, that to what? just few bucks(which everyone has paid without asking a question).anyways our khabri says that fine paid can be exempted from taxable income.plz tell this to ur dad. he will be happy for that. is this a right way to encourage people to attend lectures? definately not.(everyone knows how attentive they were at todays event. infact its not ur fault, principal of our school was also sleeping during the event !)lets go through our distinguished teachers. (bhagwan students ka bhala kare)one doesnt turn up for two and half months. then gives a series of lectures(10 in 4/5 days) to complete syallbus !. other comes to lectures, starts a ppt and asks us to "absorb" the content. what does he thinks? r we a sponge? i dont know why we didnt had a peon who can just start ppt instead of such teacher. pure hopeless act.our first sem is over and still we dont know how to solve a case. actually i m not sure my teachers know it or not.i dont know whats going wrong.(maybe my choice of school was wrong). i thought that we will be busy with new things all day, we will learn new things new way. but everything is same as graduation. same boring , faltu lecturers.same dadagiri by authorities. even more rude office staff. dirty toilets and impure water to drink. i cant understand one thing if u cant keep ur toilets clean, how can u talk about world-class infrastructure? here everything is fake,all claims, all promises and i fear philosophy too. at the end business is business is business and only thing matters is money(majority of which we have already paid and still paying in parts).
anyways about saturdays event. it was almost crap. few presentations were good, none excellent. i dont understand if audience cant ask question, what they r doing there? why dont school just decides winners by their own concern?these are few question and many more to come.so who will bell the cat? its pretty simple, just go to principal and say "deu ka bukka". thats all. ha ha ha...

deu ka bukka

Blog philosophy:

Every blog must have some objective. But is it so? Not at all. Why everything should have a reason. Can’t we do something just for the sake of doing it? Why do we need to excel in each area and every sphere of life? Why we should have passion for something? Can’t we live life in simple, gay way? Can’t we be free of all these ifs, buts and all those questions about efficiency, effectiveness and productivity (that’s what i m chanting from last three months). Why we should strive for quality? Isn’t quantity enough? At the end quality is about satisfaction and if i m satisfied then duniya gayi tel lene.
Now u will ask me why u r so pessimistic? But m I really look like that? Or is it your view which is molded in typical fashion? Think on this and I bet you will be confused. behenchodh hum to hamashahe confuse rahte hain!
Now lets c this blog is for whom?
Some time in your life u must have had a feeling, that u r gandu, u r chyutya and u r useless. U cannot ask a single question in whole semester, u cannot present a good presentation in front of class. u don’t have a jigare dost (this has nothing to do with jigar) here or anywhere. u cannot speak with anyone freely (specially with girls), girl which you like is already patavlelee by some good looking hunk.(still you think that he is not that good and he is a baylya). You are never interested in challenges. And you just keep calling names (behenchode jyala-tyala shivya ghal) if someone does something good work. You finish ur work always after deadline.
After every such thing happens people will come to you and they will start giving you serious (aniket type) gyan, at this crucial moment something comes into your mind, u feel like really you r dumb and you should prove the world that you can do anything with same perfection. Then you start to answer that guy, but suddenly something happens and you say " bhokat ja chutmarechya" and that person is shocked by ur reply.
If these scenes r happening with you regularly, then this is perfect reading for you.
Anyways at least u will do some reading.( now m i giving you some gyan? if you think so, now u know what to say. ha ha ....).
So what u will get here?

A first thing is news. News about how someone was made bakra, kunetare kunachetari gand kashee marle,
second is, fresh and new rumors (latest is "94 out of 150 students failed in jaykumar subject something like scm" etc.).
Third is increasing Ur vocabulary. i.e.some tips about shivya dene. You will get new new terms with their meaning and exact occasions/situations when they should be used.
And there should be some entertainment too. Right? So you will get latest films from our home production. We have bunch of talented cinematographers like abhejit, trigun and paras who will handle that department.
So, do nothing enjoy Ur slow and steady life. Don’t think much and just say “deu ka bukka".