LIFE & SENSEX

Hi all,

it has been one and half year..out of blogging.
I really missed this stuff man..
feels so good to write something...u know.
there has been lot of UPS & downs in these 15 months.life has been like SENSEX.
pure volatility...nothing else.
I still remember those days....
7th Jan ....sensex touches 21000. we all are placed with 6+ package deal and one of the best profiles ..equity research.

4th july.sensex finds some correction to 19000...my dream came true....joined Adventity.
Ppl said its full-form is (or was?) Adventurous Entity...
and thanks to Lehman Bros. it fully lived up to its name.
Stared as a smalltime 5-10 ppl company in 2003..became 2000+ in just five years!!
and it had all what comes with a big company....BIG OVERHEADS!!!
Now the company STRATEGY was to focus on one sector and few customers (bullshit)
With all top Investment banks as clients, we were growing at 200%...

16th september..sensex goes to 14000..then came the famous American NINJA (No Income No Job Assesses) and all investment banks became mercantile banks( that day I understood the difference!..Thanks Prof. Trivedi) With no income to support and BIG OVERHEADS..there is only one way to sustain...NEW STRATEGY..

LAST IN.....FIRST OUT

and then came the D - DAY!

31st September..sensex reached 10000..I was working on an assignment ( even 4th grade student could have done it) and then I get a call from Gala...dude just come down..there is a meeting. I was still wondering what the hell is going on? we never had any meeting in past 3 months!
and then came the GUY! With shrinking income levels, CEO of company came from US to Mumbai in BUSINESS CLASS flight to meet us personally (how fortunate we were...and how much they really care for us..Thank GOD!) and starts telling us how he tried to save our jobs ..and how helpless he was.
I WAS THINKING why the hell he didnt quit? cant he take a 50% paycut? cant we all take paycut and still be there?
I cant describe the feeling of getting fired from my first job.
Now looking back, I feel so lost...when I heard those words..My mind stopped working for few seconds..everything went blank..it was feeling like we were the most useless ppl with no talent..how can u fire me man? atleast give me a chance to prove my worth!
Thats when I understood..ITS A DOG EAT DOG WORLD OUT THERE!
The CEO fired us to save his JOB!
I was thanking my luck that I was not married and there was no loan on my head!
God help those who got fired from their jobs in those days. Those were really really sad and bad days...
The moment I came out of company ..i just called Yogesh and told him I was fired! It felt so embarrassing! and GOD knows what happened to my parent when I told them this news.

1st october..sensex goes down to 8000..i started a typical 'give me a job" kinnda mail campaign..I sent about 500 mails to friends, consultants,HR sites...
Wrote three types of resumes...had a daily chat with many consultants.."who were asking me to not to quit my job" and "stick around for some time".
It was really a scene at my apartment!
One guy (myself) was out of Job!
second guy (yoesh) was with a bankrupt lehman Bros
& the third (pavan) was going for a 3 month foreign assignment to Italy !!

and then we saw bottom of markets..sensex and life too...life @ 6000 of sensex.
and then life had seen all bad things...markets were bottomed out....
I got my call from Godrej...all thanks to Piyush bhatoria and Janki...I started a new chapter in my life...Life @ Godrej.... Life @ Project Disruptive Innovation!!!

will talk about this next time... c u soon...

Lets Be "SOFT"

Hi All,
when i was working on our "End term project" i applied some thought on the work we do.
It is compulsory for all students to submit an end term project as a part for semester 4 curriculum.Each student submits two copies of his research report: one with university and another with institute.Please look at following statistics which will help you to understand the scale at which students submit their reports:

Total number of university: 239
Total seats for higher education in universities across India::50,000
( only technical and management )

Number of copies summited :2
Average number of pages in each report:50
Total number of printed pages:50 lack pages.
Cost of printing pages: Rs 50 lacks
Cost of binding: 75 lacks
Total cost: Rs 125 lacks

In this era of Information technology revolution, I strongly feel that, it will be better if universities and institutes across India should start to accept digital format copies of such reports. ( Generally called as "Soft Copy").Total of 50 lacks of pages are printed each year to fulfill the requirement of curriculum. I believe that at least at post graduation level access to computers and internet is available across India. in fact most of reports are first made into digital format ( using word processors like MS Word) and then printed into "hard copies". So if we can take a small step to change the requirement of submitting research reports from "hard copy" to "digital format", this will save printing of at least 50 lacks of pages.

In todays world various environmental issues like Global Warming, uneven rainfall, change in weather pattern are attributed to reduction of "green cover" (i.e. number of trees) from the surface of earth. By reducing usage of pages, ink and electricity (to print pages), we are not only reducing the cost of preparing report, but also saving the green belt in India. Already India has only 25% of its land covered with forest, when research has proved that it should at least be 33%.

The digitalization of these research reports will help universities to create and maintain a database which will be easy to use. Students from various institutes and universities will be able to access these reports for further studies.

So ppl, stop printing those reports and request all profs and institutes to accept "SOFT copy" of ur project. Atleast u can claim to save few thousand trees ( as we all know all project work is "inspiration" of someone else).

The Awesome Two!!!!

year 2030: koi 5 star bar main.

Mera Beta: Baapu, hamare generation dekho, kya nahin hain hamare pass? broadband connection hain, hum mobile pe TV dekh sakte hain.

Main: (chupchap baitha hua)

Mera Beta: ab to India worldcup bhi jeet gaya hain, ye hamare young generation ka kamal hain.
// suppose the "young" Indian team have won the world cup. //

Main: (chupchap baitha hua) naya drink banate hue.

Mera Bate:( laughing sarcastically) hum log ab solar car chalate hian, India developed country ban chuka hain, sab kuch hamare generation ka kamal hain... Bolo aap ke paas kya hain? aapki generation ne hame kya diva??
bolo....bolo na...hahahahah......

Main: ( silently) Mere generation ke pass Tendulkar aur Gilchrist the... tumhare pass hain kya???

Main zor zor se has raha hu...aur mera beta mundi niche karke baitha hain....

so moral fo the story : The Awesome Two!!!
ya thats true....

the ultimate achievement of this generation is watching them playing.
they played fearlessly.
they played handsomely.
they were true gentlemen of the "gentleman's game" .
when they took the field , their opponents failed hopelessly.
one was a classic right handed batsmen, the longest serving performer of the game and the other was a left handed wicketkeeper who changed the definition of "wicketkeeper".
Tell me, can anyone play straight- drive better than sachin? Aai shappath...
Can anyone be as aggressive and explosive number 6 in tests as adam...no chance bhai...

they were not players.. they were artists... artsist of the canvas called cricket field.
they made their strokes... flashes.. to make the ultimate painting of cricket.
they added color by playing those fine shots, those towering sixes and boundaries.
they splashed field with chicky shots.

watching them playing cricket was the ultimate joy of watching cricket.

When they went out to play,people switch on their television sets, and switched off their lives.

nobody ever will be successful to take place of these two, not in my lifetime

so now with adam retiring, the best part of my life is half ended. Hope to see him in action soon in IPL.

All the best to him for his future en devours.

i can t write any more, will end....

"THANKS GILLY.....I WILL MISS U".

Good Old Vidharbhi Winter!!!!!

hi all,

just back from "mera gaon" akola. it was the best vacations i had in last few years. no kam-dham, just do whatever u want. read books, meet relatives and stay near parents. eat "maa ke hath ka khana", watch full cricket matches, eat panipuri, go to rathi's pedhewala and eat kachori then go to bus stand and have a goti soda. what can i ask for more?

at night go to station and u can have "malai-dudh". come back,watch TV and read books. no need to wash clothes and wash ur glass and thali after meals. ( a big plus).

it was nice to attend two "lagna" and we had "barse" for my "putni--- Aayushi". i cant believe its so difficult to handle infants! full time job of 24 x 7 hrs. but she was so enthu and never cried(except when she is hungry) . she made us laugh, she did everything to make me change my clothes three times in 5hrs. ( shu-shu keli na! :-) ) but now i am a a proud and happy Kaka....

life was so simple in this part of world. no local ka tension, no bus ki jig jig. people are living simple life. i meet with one of friend's uncle. he was a primary school teacher. he has a 1 acre "bag" behind his house. he grows everything from mango to papaya. he was very happy and satisfied guy. life is good .. in these parts of world.

after three weeks of this romantic life, i am back to the so called "fast paced" mumbai. i have missed few tests and presentations and i am thinking about what to tell professors.... u all can post few good reasons and help me out.

An Arrow Without Aim.....

hi friends,

placement ho gaya.. zakas gas mara.. i learnt two things in interview...first is....zindagi main first time gas ka importance samza. marketing zindabad!!!!...and second is...indian economy is really booming...(i got a job yaar...). baki placement committee wale ki kripa... ( interview khatam ho gaya .. gas marna badh karna padega)...

to main issue is ab kya karna..at this time when its close to EOD. i woke up at 7.. read all bakwas BT... sitting in front of my desktop..whole day .. doing nothing .. surfing through all waste sites.

i cant express how useless i feel, when u sit like this.. with no aim..

so i have decided to start writing blogs regularly. hope this is do some timepass. my A section gang went to a trip to north. i missed it a lot but kya kare...life main kuch pane ke liye kuch khona padta hain. i was at home na.. chalo koyi baat nahin. i will with them next time.

aaj waseh khan ka birthday tha. kal raat ko celebrate kiya. aaj pair bohot dard kar raha hain. :)
cake accha tha. mumbai main cake acche milte hain ( akola se)

let me know if anyone has anything good activity to pass time. i will be more than happy to join u all.

baki saab thik thak. ba..bye.

In between two sessions...

hi all,

so how was my summers? well it was damn good exp.

but what exp..?

ya exp to sit on a chair for whole day without doing anything...

and next day to go out in rain to meet ppl...

to enjoy cozy couches in company...

to stand on one and half leg in local train with heavy laptop for 1.5 hrs...

it was fun,

it was frustration...

really when u go as an outsider , u learn much more about that organisation...

and ppl..they were great...

no tension... and good work..

i still wonder how they achieve their targets...


and insurance is all about marketing right products to right guy...

so ... i like it very much.. and i am sure i m not joining this industry :-)

bcoz i not a marketing guy.. ( marketing guys can feel offended)


and in between work their was many things there were very important events... GOA TOUR and Paras' bday...

lets talk about them next time...

bye,

countrypande

i m back...

hi all,

hope everyones' fine. i know u all can do well without me. but still i m back... with new and last college session for many of us..

so ppl.. enjoy ur time... last few days.. :-)

now i am back , u will definitely see some good movement on this blog..

and one more thing . paras has strated his own blog called "Pukka Portals". do check it out.

bye,

rohan.

Jab Hum Chote They!!

hi all,

ever wondering how gorgeous and cute we used to look when we were children! todays world where tension is buzzword, everyone's loosing on their good nights sleep over a pitty project, an assignment or a presentation. black circled eyes, rough skin, umkempt hair and sleepy face have become trademark for all of us.So to take u all back to our heydays, here are few pics....

and do try to guess who r in these pics.....

so lets start .....

Ya, u r right! she is our cute,little janki..

and the next one.......

u must be thinking why is he crying? actually he is our own Paras.. someone has stollen his Rosogulla!!

and introducing...

first time in our blog, our own consultant (they dont have neck)... santosh ...

and look whom this one looks like?.. (blad)..

yes .. u guessed right.. he is Bhau..Ameya..

and next is our sleepy boy.. who is always sleeping during lectures.. the only one.. bubble gum.. fenil..

and last one in todays series....

no prize for guessing this one right...

he is the great...

our own Gala Bhaiya..

So i hope u all must have n'joyed this post...

keep peeping..

country pande.

Hungry Kya?

hi all,

last week everyone was pretty busy with their projects, ppts and tests. everyone working hard to get best grades for their project. ppl even working on sundays! so in between all hard work one should enjoy somemoments. look here.....

the frech fries from our canteen.. hot and crispy......

and as usual ppl fighting for it.....

time for some desserts..........

first came rosgullas..

...

ever seen rosgulla eating another rosgulla? rare pic....

time for some bhramine treat...... aamrakhanda..the best all of sweets...

and as usual pravin is ready to attack on my cup of aamrakhanda...

so that was definately too much food and very less padahi..

whats MBA -- Masta Bhojan aur Aaram...

so guys enjoy the treat. bye

konkan mewa 2

Day 2: all recharged. started with ganpati pule! the best beach in maharashtra...

first we all went for samudra snan noting but a dip in ocen.... then for ganpati darshan.. in konkan they called it nawsacha ganpati . that means all ur whishes will came true if u pray with all devotion. also there is a mouse . just murmur ur wish in its ears and it becomes true. so if u went there, do check that out....

then we went to kille sindhudurga..

standing right in ocen protecting our homeland from many foreigners for many years...

and then its time to come back..... back to our home.... mumbai. everyone's quite refreshed and plan for next trip starts.....

so if anyone wants some info about konkan trip, do contact me.

bye,

yours,

countrypande..

konkan mewa

hi all,


presenting few snaps for u all from tour de' konkan.


7 guys...1 vechical...1600kms... 2 days. and lots of fun...
lets start with day1:



starts with first morning haze... i will never forget that moment. river flowing through mountains totally covered with fog. paisa vasul...


.

then time for beach action.. there is beautiful dapoli beach. enjoyed time in sunny day.i havent

seen clear water than this before..

then we went to siege the fort ... kille vijaydurg.. the fort standing tall from 1100 BC...

and beach was always with us.

and thats the beauty of konkan. u always stay in touch of ocen..

ppl here r amazing. they dont fear anything. look at these school boys. this is a 50 feet well (important thing is its a sweet water well. imagine a sweet water well in the middle of ocen.)

after all tiering efforts, all went for a delicious malvani paplet and then for a good sound sleep...

back with a bang

Hi all,
I m back after long time. Back with new news!!!1
But before that let me introduce country pande, Ur humble KHABRI from simsr.

And I m pleased to introduce you to our bukka team
mates --- abhijeet, paras and trigun.


















Let’s go through events we missed out in this month,

first comes rahul's bday and tan ta ta.... these r snaps for u to enjoy......




then comes nihkil's bday...( i kicked him a lot and he must be counting days before my bday to take revenge..)



now after all rosy pictures lets have some serious talk.
after looking at various incidents in Mumbai (serial killer episode) u must be feeling insecure.
R u afraid to go out at night?
Does u keep someone’s company while going outside? Then don’t fear,
Don’t be afraid of any one.
To help u when u needs most, now Mumbai has got a friend, its own superman.
The one and only, mighty, powerful, brave, omnipotent, puissant --------------- “super-nik".









Definitely he is here to save the world. Look at his eyes, don’t you find the determination to save the world from evil? So from today onwards, enjoy Ur freedom, feel debonair and enjoy life beautiful!!!!!!

So guys that’s enough for the day. c u nxt time. hail super-nik !!!!!

mazi(mine) b school

In marathi we have ideom "bole taisa chale tyache vandave paule"(those who act what they speak are great). and this ideom mattches perfectly with my management school. when we talk about school which is the first thing comes to ur mind? teacher,subjects or attendance? definately , the last one. same is here with our mgmt. college oops.. school. can u imagine college fines students for not attending a lecture, that to what? just few bucks(which everyone has paid without asking a question).anyways our khabri says that fine paid can be exempted from taxable income.plz tell this to ur dad. he will be happy for that. is this a right way to encourage people to attend lectures? definately not.(everyone knows how attentive they were at todays event. infact its not ur fault, principal of our school was also sleeping during the event !)lets go through our distinguished teachers. (bhagwan students ka bhala kare)one doesnt turn up for two and half months. then gives a series of lectures(10 in 4/5 days) to complete syallbus !. other comes to lectures, starts a ppt and asks us to "absorb" the content. what does he thinks? r we a sponge? i dont know why we didnt had a peon who can just start ppt instead of such teacher. pure hopeless act.our first sem is over and still we dont know how to solve a case. actually i m not sure my teachers know it or not.i dont know whats going wrong.(maybe my choice of school was wrong). i thought that we will be busy with new things all day, we will learn new things new way. but everything is same as graduation. same boring , faltu lecturers.same dadagiri by authorities. even more rude office staff. dirty toilets and impure water to drink. i cant understand one thing if u cant keep ur toilets clean, how can u talk about world-class infrastructure? here everything is fake,all claims, all promises and i fear philosophy too. at the end business is business is business and only thing matters is money(majority of which we have already paid and still paying in parts).
anyways about saturdays event. it was almost crap. few presentations were good, none excellent. i dont understand if audience cant ask question, what they r doing there? why dont school just decides winners by their own concern?these are few question and many more to come.so who will bell the cat? its pretty simple, just go to principal and say "deu ka bukka". thats all. ha ha ha...

deu ka bukka

Blog philosophy:

Every blog must have some objective. But is it so? Not at all. Why everything should have a reason. Can’t we do something just for the sake of doing it? Why do we need to excel in each area and every sphere of life? Why we should have passion for something? Can’t we live life in simple, gay way? Can’t we be free of all these ifs, buts and all those questions about efficiency, effectiveness and productivity (that’s what i m chanting from last three months). Why we should strive for quality? Isn’t quantity enough? At the end quality is about satisfaction and if i m satisfied then duniya gayi tel lene.
Now u will ask me why u r so pessimistic? But m I really look like that? Or is it your view which is molded in typical fashion? Think on this and I bet you will be confused. behenchodh hum to hamashahe confuse rahte hain!
Now lets c this blog is for whom?
Some time in your life u must have had a feeling, that u r gandu, u r chyutya and u r useless. U cannot ask a single question in whole semester, u cannot present a good presentation in front of class. u don’t have a jigare dost (this has nothing to do with jigar) here or anywhere. u cannot speak with anyone freely (specially with girls), girl which you like is already patavlelee by some good looking hunk.(still you think that he is not that good and he is a baylya). You are never interested in challenges. And you just keep calling names (behenchode jyala-tyala shivya ghal) if someone does something good work. You finish ur work always after deadline.
After every such thing happens people will come to you and they will start giving you serious (aniket type) gyan, at this crucial moment something comes into your mind, u feel like really you r dumb and you should prove the world that you can do anything with same perfection. Then you start to answer that guy, but suddenly something happens and you say " bhokat ja chutmarechya" and that person is shocked by ur reply.
If these scenes r happening with you regularly, then this is perfect reading for you.
Anyways at least u will do some reading.( now m i giving you some gyan? if you think so, now u know what to say. ha ha ....).
So what u will get here?

A first thing is news. News about how someone was made bakra, kunetare kunachetari gand kashee marle,
second is, fresh and new rumors (latest is "94 out of 150 students failed in jaykumar subject something like scm" etc.).
Third is increasing Ur vocabulary. i.e.some tips about shivya dene. You will get new new terms with their meaning and exact occasions/situations when they should be used.
And there should be some entertainment too. Right? So you will get latest films from our home production. We have bunch of talented cinematographers like abhejit, trigun and paras who will handle that department.
So, do nothing enjoy Ur slow and steady life. Don’t think much and just say “deu ka bukka".