deu ka bukka

Blog philosophy:

Every blog must have some objective. But is it so? Not at all. Why everything should have a reason. Can’t we do something just for the sake of doing it? Why do we need to excel in each area and every sphere of life? Why we should have passion for something? Can’t we live life in simple, gay way? Can’t we be free of all these ifs, buts and all those questions about efficiency, effectiveness and productivity (that’s what i m chanting from last three months). Why we should strive for quality? Isn’t quantity enough? At the end quality is about satisfaction and if i m satisfied then duniya gayi tel lene.
Now u will ask me why u r so pessimistic? But m I really look like that? Or is it your view which is molded in typical fashion? Think on this and I bet you will be confused. behenchodh hum to hamashahe confuse rahte hain!
Now lets c this blog is for whom?
Some time in your life u must have had a feeling, that u r gandu, u r chyutya and u r useless. U cannot ask a single question in whole semester, u cannot present a good presentation in front of class. u don’t have a jigare dost (this has nothing to do with jigar) here or anywhere. u cannot speak with anyone freely (specially with girls), girl which you like is already patavlelee by some good looking hunk.(still you think that he is not that good and he is a baylya). You are never interested in challenges. And you just keep calling names (behenchode jyala-tyala shivya ghal) if someone does something good work. You finish ur work always after deadline.
After every such thing happens people will come to you and they will start giving you serious (aniket type) gyan, at this crucial moment something comes into your mind, u feel like really you r dumb and you should prove the world that you can do anything with same perfection. Then you start to answer that guy, but suddenly something happens and you say " bhokat ja chutmarechya" and that person is shocked by ur reply.
If these scenes r happening with you regularly, then this is perfect reading for you.
Anyways at least u will do some reading.( now m i giving you some gyan? if you think so, now u know what to say. ha ha ....).
So what u will get here?

A first thing is news. News about how someone was made bakra, kunetare kunachetari gand kashee marle,
second is, fresh and new rumors (latest is "94 out of 150 students failed in jaykumar subject something like scm" etc.).
Third is increasing Ur vocabulary. i.e.some tips about shivya dene. You will get new new terms with their meaning and exact occasions/situations when they should be used.
And there should be some entertainment too. Right? So you will get latest films from our home production. We have bunch of talented cinematographers like abhejit, trigun and paras who will handle that department.
So, do nothing enjoy Ur slow and steady life. Don’t think much and just say “deu ka bukka".